My fat

Earlier this year, I had my body analysed in a DEXA scanner. This is basically a huge flatbed scanner that you lie down on. For a few minutes, a robot arm moves around you and inspects you from all sides, accompanied by appropriate whirring and beeping noises. At the end of the process, you are handed a PDF with a detailed breakdown of what your body consists of, i.e. fat, and everything else. In…