Dear Aliens

Well, the Dear Aliens contest results came out, and I didn’t win. Maybe you will enjoy my submission. Here it is: Dear Aliens, I was beginning to think you wouldn't come back for me. I forgive you. After all, you must have had a good reason for leaving me with the humans. I wish you had left me with something, though. Something, anything, to act as a reminder I’m not from this planet. My earliest…