Dear Mr. President, HELP!

Mr. President Trump, sir, I swear, the Illinois Republican party has lost its damn mind. Pardon the swear but I'm just SO MAD at them. Their about to go into battle with the forces of EVIL and COMMUNISM right here in the Lard of Lincoln and I just heard there going to do it without there GREATEST GENERAL. At a time when the Dumocraps have sew much MONEY, they told the papers they're going to do it…