You’re 26 Years Old

Hola Darling Ones, When I turned 26 during my AOL days (geminmat@aol.com, y all) in June of 1998 a guy I was IMing with on the reg wrote me a song. The only thing I remember is it ended with you re twenty-six years old. It was a sweet gesture and I treated it like the cherished artifact it was. I downloaded that WAV file (did we have MP3s in 98?) and saved it to a 3.5 floppy disk, which I…