Agile is a scourge on the planet

If you google the word 'Agile', the top result (once you get past the sponsored ads and questionable AI summary) is from Atlassian . Like a poisonous frog covered in bright colours, this is a warning. Every company [1] I've worked at has practised agile to some degree. All of them did daily standups. Most of them did regular retros. Planning every fortnight, or god forbid every week, at some. One…