my dad's job was sleeping

One day, I called my mom, and out of nowhere she brought up a story I had completely forgotten. Apparently, when I was in third grade, our class had one of those introduce yourself assignments. One of the questions was simple: what is your father's occupation? according to my mom, my answer was "my dad's job is sleeping." (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) The teacher became concerned enough to call my parents. And my…