I Put My Son in a Swamp

My son is a typed resource now. He has a sync method that pulls the last seven days of his life into a versioned snapshot, a stack of reports that summarize how he slept and ate, and — I did think about this — a delete that&rsquo;s careful to be idempotent, because deleting the same diaper twice shouldn&rsquo;t be an error. I did not set out to put a baby in a swamp. It followed, the way these…