I Violated the Geneva Conventions by Implementing Kerberos in TypeScript

A couple weeks ago I shipped a swamp workflow that tells me what Fedora wants from me on a given day. Three models fan out in parallel, pull bugs and builds and package state, and one command writes a markdown snapshot I can diff against last week&rsquo;s. It&rsquo;s the workflow I wanted, and it runs every time I have the spoons for it. Two of the three models are pure fetch , and carry no…