My PC is Still Dead, and I’ve Made the Difficult Decision to Not Become a Necromancer

This probably isn’t what a “closet full of skeletons” means. For one thing, my closet hides a singular skeleton. For another, does a dead PC I forgot about count as a skeleton? It’s not spooky, it’s not scary, and it’s not about to start playing its ribs like a xylophone anytime soon. Still, it is strange to hold on to a broken device, say you’re going to fix it, yet never do. Most people want to…