📝🐱🛌🏻The Saturday Morning Wake-Up Department

Saturday mornings are an important part of my household administration. My humans seem to believe that Saturday is a day for “sleeping in”. This is a charming idea, rather like believing the sofa belongs to them. At precisely the correct hour, which is whenever I decide the household has been inactive for long enough, I begin my inspection. First, I sit beside the bed and observe. Nothing. Then I…