“Peace president” gives up on peace talks

“There are no talks or conversations going on, or scheduled, with the Islamic Republic of Iran. The Naval Blockade remains in full force and effect. The Hormuz Strait is open and operating. All water mines have been removed or detonated,” posted the Holy Lord of Peace and Prosperity on Tuesday. The top reply to the 21st century Jesus’s post is a meme that reads “We had a choice between a nuclear…