‘I most certainly do not believe in hell, purgatory or heaven or any of that dreamed-up,…

&lsquo;I most certainly do not believe in hell, purgatory or heaven or any of that dreamed-up, sado-fantasist bollockry. However,&rsquo; he says, holding up one skinny finger, 'I am prepared to be pleasantly surprised, following my death, because I don&rsquo;t think I&rsquo;ve been that bad a person, and if you can&rsquo;t expect a bit of magnanimity and compassion from God, who the fuck can you…