Please consider using Bartholomew to defend your systems.

An AI parody with a good portion of Dystopia because it trends Yesterday Sam Altman posted a request: “please consider using our models to help defend your systems” I had been looking at this sentence for several minutes when a small problem developed. I remembered July. July was approximately seventeen years ago in AI time, so allow me to introduce Bartholomew. Bartholomew is not his real name…