Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet

WASHINGTON D.C. – President Trump, a man who was elected based on his self-proclaimed “deal-making genius”, has failed to secure a trade deal with Canada, a nation most known for maple syrup and neighbourly friendliness. “I wanted to make a deal with the Canadians, but they were too nasty for me,” proclaimed Trump about a […] The post Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest…