Matt Damon/Noah Kahan (05.09.2026)

Three A-Holes Walk Into A Bar In Washington, D.C. OK, a random bar scene...with just Kenan and Chloe. This has some promise. Wait...don't fucking tell me.... Josts' Hegseth meets Damons' Kavanaugh. Wow. Unbelievable. I guess absolutely no one in the casts' mom's were available? I didn't think Brett Kavanaugh was a relevant or notorious enough figure in 2026 as he was in 2018 for this or that…