wwyd if there was an alien invasion? i

I needed to kill an alien. The first problem I had was a lack of firearms. I know a gun means jack when I can't aim, but a stray is better than no stray. A stray could go anywhere. I don't know, maybe the lil fella wants to go looney toons and ricochet into a ufo cockpit, right into the cranium of one of them coneheads. Like that rifle round with JFK. Unfortunately i live in a tourist island with…