Life Hacks for Idiots

1. Drink water when you are thirsty. You will live longer than if you don't. Beer's OK too, now and then. 2. Rise a little earlier if you must be somewhere. Time does not bargain with you. 3. Write things down . Memory is brave until next Tuesday. 4. Leave your keys where you left them yesterday. The house is not out to get you. 5. When you are cold, put on another jumper. Winter has never…