Resolutions for the Poster’s Reformation

The microblogging church has fractured. The dominant domain faces challenges from all corners as new groups offer salvation and prosperity to new followers. A familiar, smug order rises from the rubble amid the chaos. Fuelled by technological advances like the printing press Quarto, a Calvinist commitment to the content mines, and the rebellious act of drinking delicious, hopped-up beers 1 , a new…