Trump throws himself military parade after bravely chickening out on Canadian tariffs

WASHINGTON D.C. – Hours after heroically declaring a pause on tariffs aimed at destroying the Canadian economy, President Trump has organized yet another military parade for himself to commend his flip-flopping. “It takes tremendous courage to announce unilateral tariffs out of the blue, then forget about them for a month, and then at the last […] The post Trump throws himself military parade…