USA Wins World Cup On Penalties

Mr Trump tells Melania to clear a space on the bathroom shelf In a stunning surprise victory the United States won the 2026 FIFA World Cup at MetLife Stadium, New Jersey today, edging out pre-match favourites Spain and Argentina. In a move no one saw coming and yet everyone saw coming, and despite Spain leading Argentina 1-0 at the end of extra time, newly appointed FIFA chief referee Donald J…