Stupid WASM Hack to Get Native Binaries

I relax by programming. It&rsquo;s especially satisfying to play with something that changes how I think about a topic. I once discovered eget and realized that most modern software ships as a single binary attached to a GitHub release. Recently my friend, David, had a further realization that what would make eget better is if it itself was easier to get (ha!). I thought it would be delightful to…