I thought you were moving house? You look far too produced these days. I’m so disappointed that you’ve put make up on. Your life looks fake and like an advert.

I thought I’d address a few of the outraged comments I received on my Instagram account over the last few days. I have more space to do it here but it is probably fruitless as I doubt the real cross patches will bother to read more from me. However, it has been bothering me - so I will answer them - even if it’s only helpful to restore order in my own mind.