# burrito (blogs) — RSS Amplifier Recent posts from the 3 feeds in the RSS Amplifier directory that cover burrito. Page: Feed: --- ## [FILICIDEsteria: Best Lindsay Clancy Memes 😬](https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/filicidesteria-best-lindsay-clancy-memes) _2026-08-22 · COVIDsteria + Daily Memes_ Taliban apology form, can “stressed out” moms please NOT strangle their kids, free Scott Peterson, Schrodinger's feminist theory (victim & empowered w/ no accountability) & more Lindsay Clancy memes! ## [WW3steria: Best Operation Epstein Fury Memes & Updates (August 21, 2026)](https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/ww3steria-best-operation-epstein-fury-memes-updates-august-21-2026) _2026-08-21 · COVIDsteria + Daily Memes_ Soup's on aboard the USS Jeffrey Epstein, America First vs. Americans Die First, don’t tread on my Shekels, how are Palestinians supposed to respond, Israeli.Company & more Epstein Fury memes/updates! ## [TRANSsteria: Best WNBA Memes](https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/transsteria-best-wnba-memes) _2026-08-20 · COVIDsteria + Daily Memes_ Anti-trans bigots want to stop these brave women, We’re Not Biologists National Basketball Association, ?NBA, TransNBA, it takes men to show ‘em how it's played and more WNBA memes! ## [COMMIEsteria: Best Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) Memes](https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/commiesteria-best-democratic-socialists-of-america-dsa-memes) _2026-08-19 · COVIDsteria + Daily Memes_ Communism with patience, resentment disguised as compassion (enforced by tyranny disguised as tolerance) and more Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) memes! ## [TRANSPARENCYsteria: Best Censorship Memes](https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/transparencysteria-best-censorship-memes) _2026-08-18 · COVIDsteria + Daily Memes_ Elon makes government censorship transparent by open sourcing it, "hate speech" is free speech, if we were really wrong about them/it (they would not need to censor us) and more censorship memes! ## [SILVER ALERTsteria: Best Mitch McConnell is Still AWOL Memes](https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/silver-alertsteria-best-mitch-mcconnell-is-still-awol-memes) _2026-08-17 · COVIDsteria + Daily Memes_ Where's Maxine Waters? 92-year-old Sen. Chuck Grassley will run in 2028 (when the rest of us get sent to Gulags), yet more proof of life Mitch photos/videos & more Mitch McConnell is still AWOL memes! ## [BREAD&CIRCUSES: Great Reset Humor Roundup (August 16, 2026)](https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/bread-circuses-great-reset-humor-august-16-2026) _2026-08-16 · COVIDsteria + Daily Memes_ The Democryssey: House of 1200 DC. Scooby Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool. If “Friends” had been produced today, “Pindia challenge," Hitler wants a datacenter & more Great Reset humor! ## [TACOsteria: Best Trump Hides in a Catering Truck Memes](https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/tacosteria-best-trump-hides-in-a-catering-truck-memes) _2026-08-15 · COVIDsteria + Daily Memes_ From fight fight fight to hide hide hide! Iran Iran so far away (to hide in a catering truck), the crate escape, he's Turducken, cater force one and more Trump hides in a catering truck memes! ## [WW3steria: Best Operation Epstein Fury Memes & Updates (August 14, 2026)](https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/ww3steria-best-operation-epstein-fury-memes-updates-august-14-2026) _2026-08-14 · COVIDsteria + Daily Memes_ Suddenly, they oppose collective punishment. Counting the # of times Trump says he won the war, "Once upon a time in the Middle East," the noticing will continue & more Epstein Fury memes/updates! ## [IMMIGRATIONsteria: Best Mail-Order Bride Memes](https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/immigrationsteria-best-mail-order-bride-memes) _2026-08-13 · COVIDsteria + Daily Memes_ The case for amnesty for big booty Latina mail-order brides (or get this boomer a $20 burrito instead), why mail-order marriages work better, the Czech is in the mail and more mail-order bride memes! ## [Stop CI/CD & Supply-Chain Attacks (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/aDaoi1LxwDzF) _2026-08-13 · **Sponsored**_ Per-PR: 17 CI/CD checks and package malware scans with inline Check Run findings. ## [BURRITO GATEsteria: Best Let Them Eat Ramen Instead of Burritos Memes](https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/burrito-gatesteria-best-let-them-eat-ramen-instead-of-burritos-memes) _2026-08-12 · COVIDsteria + Daily Memes_ The Connors/Bundys were lower middle class, come & take my burrito, attn. geriatric boomers (there is NO LADDER ANYMORE) and more let them eat ramen instead of burritos memes! ## [RACEsteria: Best White Erasure & White Replacement Memes](https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/racesteria-best-white-erasure-and-white-replacement-memes) _2026-08-11 · COVIDsteria + Daily Memes_ This could have been black Americans (but white people ruined it), diversity (but only in one approved color), know/understand the fallback lines and more white erasure & white replacement memes! ## [RACEsteria: Best "Some Cultures are Better Than Others" Memes](https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/racesteria-best-some-cultures-are-better-than-others-memes) _2026-08-10 · COVIDsteria + Daily Memes_ After 300 years, the best you get is... Karmelo Anthony... Let's NOT talk about IQ, African languages don't even have a word for maintenance and more "some cultures are better than others" memes! ## [BREAD&CIRCUSES: Great Reset Humor Roundup (August 9, 2026)](https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/bread-circuses-great-reset-humor-august-9-2026) _2026-08-09 · COVIDsteria + Daily Memes_ When Claude 9 goes rogue (& takes control of one billion sexbots), meet the WNBA 2027 draft class, European governments in a nutshell, you can only bring back one & more Great Reset humor! ## [EightKB 2026 – Schedule and Registration](https://dbafromthecold.com/2026/06/15/eightkb-2026-schedule-and-registration/) _2026-06-15 · dbafromthecold · DBA From The Cold_ Hello Hello, We. Are. Back! The schedule for EightKB 2026 Edition has been announced! We re kicking off at 1pm UTC on August 20th here s the schedule: N.B. – If you click on the session on the website, it shows the session abstract…nice touch eh? Once again we have five amazing speakers delivering five great, in-depth... Read More in EightKB 2026 Schedule and Registration ## [Distance Metrics for Semantic Similarity Searches in SQL Server 2025](https://dbafromthecold.com/2026/05/28/distance-metrics-for-semantic-similarity-searches-in-sql-server-2025/) _2026-05-28 · dbafromthecold · DBA From The Cold_ Next up in my series talking about The Burrito Bot is diving into the different distance metrics used to calculate how a vector generated from a query compares to the vectors stored in the database. For the Burrito Bot, this would be taking a query such as: Find me a restaurant with a cozy... Read More in Distance Metrics for Semantic Similarity Searches in SQL Server 2025 ## [Visualising Vectors in High Dimensional Space](https://dbafromthecold.com/2026/04/17/visualising-vectors-in-high-dimensional-space/) _2026-04-17 · dbafromthecold · DBA From The Cold_ Following on from my previous post on building The Burrito Bot, I want to delve into visualisation of vector embeddings that were generated from the restaurant data pulled from Google Maps. Those embeddings had 1536 dimensions, each dimension corresponding to an axis within a high dimensional space, with embeddings that have similar meanings grouped together... Read More in Visualising Vectors in… ## [The Burrito Bot: AI-Powered Search in SQL Server 2025](https://dbafromthecold.com/2026/03/27/the-burrito-bot-ai-powered-search-in-sql-server-2025/) _2026-03-27 · dbafromthecold · DBA From The Cold_ A while back I posted about a couple of side projects that I ve been working on when I get the chance. One of those was the Burrito Bot a bot to make burrito recommendations in Ireland 🙂 Over the last 18 months or so I ve reworked this project to utilise the new vector search functionality in... Read More in The Burrito Bot: AI-Powered Search in SQL Server 2025 ## [EightKB 2026](https://dbafromthecold.com/2026/03/18/eightkb-2026/) _2026-03-18 · dbafromthecold · DBA From The Cold_ EightKB is back again for 2026! The biggest online SQL Server internals conference is back it’s all happening on August the 20th! We’ve open our call for speakers, you can submit here: – https://sessionize.com/eightkb-august-2026/ As a speaker this is your chance to really go all out! If you’ve ever wanted to deep dive into a topic,... Read More in EightKB 2026 ## [Presenting with Visual Studio Code](https://dbafromthecold.com/2026/02/20/presenting-with-visual-studio-code/) _2026-02-20 · dbafromthecold · DBA From The Cold_ A while back I wrote a quick post on setting up key mappings in Visual Studio Code they make presenting (and generally working) in Visual Studio Code really smooth. But one thing that kinda bugs me is the location of the terminal I ve always had it at the bottom, which is generally fine, and I know you... Read More in Presenting with Visual Studio Code ## [Auto-trade Cross-Exchange Gaps (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/jHOGuvJW7Grt) _2026-02-20 · **Sponsored**_ Find cross-exchange spreads, backtest strategies, and execute automatically with risk controls. ## [Startup scripts in SQL Server containers](https://dbafromthecold.com/2026/01/23/startup-scripts-in-sql-server-containers/) _2026-01-23 · dbafromthecold · DBA From The Cold_ I was messing around performing investigative work on a pod running SQL Server 2025 in Kubernetes the other day and noticed something the sqlservr process is no longer PID 1 in its container. Instead there is: Hmm, ok we have a script /opt/mssql/bin/launch\_sqlservr.sh and then the sqlservr binary is called. I swear this wasn t always... Read More in Startup scripts in SQL Server containers ## [Data Céilí 2026 Call for Speakers!](https://dbafromthecold.com/2025/12/16/data-ceili-2026-call-for-speakers/) _2025-12-16 · dbafromthecold · DBA From The Cold_ Data Céilí 2026 Call for Speakers is now live! Data Céilí (pronounced kay-lee), is Ireland’s free, community led, Microsoft Data Platform event. We had a fantastic event this year so we re back in the summer of 2026! The event will run be held at Trinity College in the centre of Dublin, with pre-cons on the 11th... Read More in Data Céilí 2026 Call for Speakers! ## [Performance tuning KubeVirt for SQL Server](https://dbafromthecold.com/2025/12/11/performance-tuning-kubevirt-for-sql-server/) _2025-12-11 · dbafromthecold · DBA From The Cold_ Following on from my last post about Getting Started With KubeVirt SQL Server, in this post I want to see if I can improve the performance from the initial test I ran. In the previous test, I used SQL Server 2025 RC1 so wanted to change that to RTM (now that s it s been released) but... Read More in Performance tuning KubeVirt for SQL Server ## [Running SQL Server on KubeVirt – Getting Started](https://dbafromthecold.com/2025/12/02/running-sql-server-on-kubevirt-getting-started/) _2025-12-02 · dbafromthecold · DBA From The Cold_ With all the changes that have happened with VMware since the Broadcom acquisition I have been asked more and more about alternatives for running SQL Server. One of the options that has repeatedly cropped up is KubeVirt KubeVirt provides the ability to run virtual machines in Kubernetes so essentially could provide an option to lift and... Read More in Running SQL Server on KubeVirt Getting…