Yearning for a Doug-Free Zone

IT'S HERE! Pre-Order the 4th installment of the Ashtown Burial Series at ashtownburials.com . I acknowledge at the outset that this apologia for my activities might seem like I am trying to aim my answers in two different directions, but I also want to maintain that this is not my fault. This article about me was conflicted and could not make up its mind. Am I too tall or too short? Being charged…