Moving Sucks, The Birds Are Dying & Wells Hates Hotel Doors

Wells can't survive a vacation longer than five days and Brandi is one paint stroke away from losing it completely, but somehow they still found time to discuss House of the Dragon, hotel door conspiracy theories, and the messiest reality show either of them has ever watched. (It's Miley trash TV approved!) Wells is back from his 10-day golf trip with a hot take on Mainers, golf course recs for a…