Do package managers dream of declarative sheep?

The year was 2014ish when I had my first Linux ritual initiation: "Hm, I will just delete this package, doesn't look like something I use. Yeah, a ton of text, confirm confirm. Shit's easy." Inevitably, unaware of what the calamity I have just caused, I shut down the PC. Next time, when I turned it on, it boots into something looking like this: # Luckily, in those days, I was no stranger to distro…