too much keyboard

recently I stopped using my ZSA Voyager , a $365 ortholinear split keyboard (I bought it second hand in new condition for €300 in February). all the cool kids are switching to split keyboards, swearing they'll never switch back, so why did I? it mainly comes down to one reason, and it's that it's all too much, man . I already have enough efficiency boosts in my interactions with the computer. I…