Unreasonable Excuses

Hi, Though the following reasons are completely unreasonable, you will find they are at least consistently so. 1. I read Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon. I plodded through the entire thing, every single page. I don't think I understood much of anything, not least why it is so revered. Reading that book drained me of the mental capacity to write any words of my own. 2. Devoid of mental…