bonus audio

Pick anything below and it plays in the bar at the foot of the window — and keeps playing while you go on browsing the directory.

1. 1▶The Great AI Data Center Piss Drive of 2026 – NEW!Distorted View Daily42:37Notes
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2. 2▶Life Hack: Wash Your Shitty Panties In The Coffee MakerDistorted View Daily49:19Notes
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3. 3▶Your Assh Hair Acts As a Fart DampenerDistorted View Daily38:52Notes
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4. 4▶Your Asshole Hair Acts As a Fart DampenerDistorted View Daily42:15Notes
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5. 5▶Stop Showering and Let the Pussy ComethDistorted View Daily54:48Notes
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6. 6▶Meade Finally Admits He’s EffeminateDistorted View Daily33:36Notes
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7. 7▶Area Pervert Threatens Government – “Unlock My Fucking Anime”Distorted View Daily49:39Notes
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8. 8▶Stealing A Dead Child’s Cremated Ashes In The Name Of LoveDistorted View Daily49:59Notes
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9. 9▶Before Semen Lattes, Starbucks Was Brewing Gay EbolaDistorted View Daily43:01Notes
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10. 10▶Spirits Of The Dead Love To Show Of Their Big Girthy PenisesDistorted View Daily50:27Notes
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11. 11▶The Four Butthole Demon Wanted My AsparagusDistorted View Daily53:34Notes
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