A sort of anti-RSS reader

Tempted to start a silly little project: a sort of anti-RSS reader. Program that just takes in as input a list of feeds and spits out a static website that is essentially just a fauxsimile of a newspaper, with 'cont. on page 13' replaced with links to the actual original articles. You'd plop that on a server, make a cron job to run it daily or twice-daily, and it'd generate a "morning edition" for…