Blanca Gets Ducked

I've always looked out for her virtue, but I went into a shopping mall Barnes & Noble, and when I came out, Blanca, my refrigerator-white Jeep Wrangler Unlimited (that's the 4-door version) had lost her virtue. She had been ducked. The evidence was right on the driver's door handle. We got our first Wrangler in 1997. (M. is still driving it.) Never got ducked until now. But it's a thing -- I had…