robotmango: awed-frog: robotmango: it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent...

robotmango : awed-frog : robotmango : it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey . don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is…