I want Nolan's Odyssey in miniatures

I finally saw The Odyssey today, at my small local cinema. Probably not the way Nolan intended his film to be seen, and some scenes were slightly dampened by the chatterbox sat next to me. There seems to be a higher proportion of people that think it is cool to talk through a film at this cinema than normal... It feels like everyone has given their thoughts about this film, both positive and…