Story 635: Antivirus Software: You Get What You Pay For

(In an electronics store, Customer is at the register purchasing a laptop) Cashier: So, along with the laptop itself, would you like document and spreadsheet software? Customer: How much extra? Cashier: $150. Customer: Heck no – I’ll wing it. Cashier: OK, how about extra memory? Customer: No – I’ll cross that bridge when I run out of it. Cashier: Company credit card for discounts that you may or…