Story 638: What Can I Give for Father’s Day?

WEDNESDAY “Hi kiddo, what’s up?” “Hey Dad, just calling to ask what can I give for Father’s Day this Sunday?” “Oh, gee, thanks, but Father’s Day’s actually the following Sunday.” “…Dangit!” <CLICK> “Hello?... This kid, I’m telling you….” THE FOLLOWING WEDNESDAY “Hi kiddo, what’s up?” “OK, for real this time: what can I give you for Father’s Day this Sunday?” “Heh-heh, right, yeah – you don’t have…