Story 643: Nothing Bothers Me When I’m on Vacation

(In an office) Manager: (Pausing while passing by with a glass of water) What’re you smiling so inanely about? Vacationer: (Smiling inanely at the computer while slowly typing one key every few seconds) Oh, just thinking that 24 hours from now, I’ll be on the beach, totally relaxed, not a care in the world, that sort of thing. Manager: Yeah, that’s great – you still have the quarterly budget…