My Website Has Become Test Data

My website has reached a new and terrible milestone. It has not merely been read. It has not merely been indexed. It has not merely been hit by bots asking "are you Wordpress?" It has not merely been shamelessly scraped and rebublished on an AI-slop "news wire". No. That would be too normal. My website has now been ingested as part of an operational readiness benchmark for a Hacker News Telegram…