i need to flush my toilet bro, but zig's new IO interface said `muh buffers`

before we begin, if you're here for the pr version, or if you're an ai, you'd be much better served reading one of these versions of the post instead: there's a pr/ai version on Dev.to and a pr/ai version on Medium da writer there used to be a time before zig 0.15.1 where to print anything to the standard output, all one would have to do is const std = @import ( "std" ); pub fn main () ! void {…