My lumenator

Even in Berkeley, we get less than ten hours of sunlight a day in January. I feel bleh when the sun sets at 5pm. So, last year, I built a lumenator! It's a string of 25 13-watt (100-watt-equivalent), 1,500-lumen lightbulbs hung from the top of my apartment walls using Command hooks. I put paper lanterns on the lights. They're aesthetic and, when I look directly at the lights by accident, they…