Allegedly Wassa Happening: The Disco Scrotum Heard Round The World

Keltie arrives swollen and bruised from a pre-Emmys tune-up at Dr. Diamond's, Becca reports back on the BBL Moxi, and a minoxidil debate spirals into: why is everyone buying peptides off a website run by a guy with shirtless Instagram selfies? PLUS, Tracy Tutor is joining RHOBH and she and Dorit already have history, Keltie's going to Rachel Zoe's party this weekend to scout it. Vanity Fair's Best…