Find My said 'Nearby'. The iPad said nothing.

This one was, essentially, a one-shot AI solution, so let me lead with that. I told Claude Code: Find My says my iPad mini is in the house, I’ve pressed Play Sound, I can’t hear anything — can we do Bluetooth, make the MacBook beep hotter and colder as I move towards or away from it? It wrote 266 lines of Swift around CoreBluetooth. The first time macOS let the binary touch the radio, the first…