Fucking crying over Madame D'aulnoy’s version of beauty & the beast and how it goes down. The…

professorsparklepants : Fucking crying over Madame D'aulnoy's version of beauty & the beast and how it goes down. The beautiful and benevolent* king is trapped in a hole by an ugly fairy who confesses her love to him. The king: (internally) gross. The king: ma'am I'd be happy to consider your suit but can you let me out of this hole first. The fairy: HA! NOW I SEE YOUR HEART IS FALSE! If you truly…