Why There'll Never Be A (Capitalist Overlord Raccoons Halloween Special) (October 2025)

Plus: Why Earth Must Die is set to be the funniest game of next year, how Dead Rising (2006) and Spider-Man (2000) give me disabling anxiety, and how the God Mode feature in the Hades games keeps me playing as a disabled person! More! Hello! I don’t like scary games. So, in planning out various themes for different issues of the newsletter, I hadn’t planned at all on doing anything approaching a…