Maternal Misconduct: The Shocking Link Between Mothers and Their Children’s Left Hands

Groundbreaking research reveals what we already suspected — everything is Mom’s fault. By Dr. Eustace H. Conformer, PhD (Paternal Studies Division) Journal of Maternal Causality, Vol. 45, No. 11 In a stunning revelation sure to reshape the fields of neurology, psychology, and unsolicited parenting advice, researchers at the Institute for Lateral Deviance have discovered that a child’s…