Bumps extra

One of the small joys of the May Bumps was reading the daily "Notes and Fines" from the umpires . In amongst the jargon of "failure to clear", "dangerous coxing", "dropped bung", and "running bank party" were some quietly hilarious gems. I love the juxtaposition in Wednesday's notes of: Jesus W5 - dangerous coxing, saved from hitting a stationary crew by hitting the bank first - £50 Jesus W6 cox -…