Escalators

Two years ago, I started walking up escalators. More specifically, I decided to become the kind of guy who walks up escalators. I embraced it as an identity change, not a behavioural change, and it stuck Now, when I approach an escalator, I get a thrill. I charge up the left-hand-side and emerge victorious at the top. Nobody applauds. They probably think I’m crazy. But I don’t care. I love it.…