I don't do cockroaches

When I arrived at the office this morning, I immediatley noticed there was a dead cockroach next to my desk. And let me tell you, this motherfucker was huge. Biggest one I've seen in a long time. I've learned that a dead-looking cockroach is sometimes not-so-dead and a sure fire way to tell is to blow air on it. So that's what I did. I blew and blew, but there was no movement. It was dead dead.…