The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and…

dubiousculturalartifact : The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope. I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out: We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus , and Kermit as Penelope. Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that…