Protect Your Banana! (Duct taped to a wall)

Ah, the United States Supreme Court. Wrestling with the country’s thorniest legal questions of bodily autonomy, presidential immunity and whether you can ducttape a banana to a (consenting) wall. No, seriously, the Supreme Court issued an 80-page ruling on whether taping a banana to a wall is copyrightable (TL;DR: it isn’t). Suppose, just suppose, you […]