You read the China news and it’s like:

You read the China news and it&rsquo;s like: &ldquo;China signs multi-billion dollar deal with the Phillipines to improve relations&rdquo; &ldquo;Chinese fishing boat rams Filipino vessel, throws shit on their deck and insults their mothers&rdquo; Got all the jokes about how globally we&rsquo;re all ruled by the farmers whose assent must be begged for any political change but really the way that…