maybe we were all holding back on photos until we got our faces under control

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about &larr; previous July 22nd, 2026 next July 22nd, 2026: This weekend I lifted a couch that weight way more than any couch should've! Then we realized its giant legs were made of CAST IRON, which explained why it was the world's heaviest couch. Thus concludes a story both boring AND true!! &ndash; Ryan