Describing Riverdale plot points in tumblr posts is fun but nothing beats doing it irl and watching…

Describing Riverdale plot points in tumblr posts is fun but nothing beats doing it irl and watching the color drain from somebody’s face in real time as you utter the words &ldquo;cheryl keeps her taxidermied dead brother in her basement chapel&rdquo; and &ldquo;an organ harvesting cult builds a rocket ship&rdquo; and &ldquo;the two reggies kill each other&rdquo; &ldquo;cheryl and toni’s ancestors…