Why the heck are we still using Markdown??

There are few things in life that bring me much joy and hate at the same time. Like chocolate that hurts when eaten and markdown . Seriously why?? Half of the time we aren’t even using the full language! HTML is the best Programming Language! I know you’ve heard people say the only programming language they know is HTML. And I know, we both rolled our eyes in discontent trying to get our PL papers…